As recently noted on the paranoid culture zombie website, (apparently a new breed of bloggers and pundits haranguing endlessly about the end times with eschatomaniacal zeal… how passe), zombies now care more about being small than being numerous. Does that mean they’ll be driving smartcars and prius hybrids? poll at eleven.

In ancient time of Victorian Literature, there came an invention of wonderous extremes to threaten the secret lives of all the plants, excluding of course, the Day of the Triffids references: and yea, such an invention did bring joy to many readers of those called books upon the planet: and yea thusly, did the books, [...]

Isiah Thomas, Alan Iverson, Dennis Rodman and basketballs other “Ghetto Thugs” are putting together an awards ceremony to honor Jay Mariotti and other long-time sports writers. “The award is specifically intended for sportswriters from humble backgrounds,” said a Fritz McBean, a spokesman for the group, “who have risen frum the squalor and inarticulateness to sportswriting [...]

When unnamed startup entrepreneurs discovered an ancient Grecian urn containing the suspected Eye of the Sybyl, they immediately founded a small gaming company, kumagames, to take advantage of their new found power. However, the growth cycle has been slow in ramping up their ability to handle horizontal spread, leading to a backlog of reality scenarios [...]