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With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what will replace them. It was supposed to be California Zinfindel, organic farming, hybrid vehicles. But that it turns out was mostly garbage. Democrats do not [...]
President George Bush today swore out loud, though the science network immediate bleeped his cuss word and cursing, putting into doubt the common cultural lexicon of his common term and repetitive phrase, “stay the course”. However, a new study released today has rated statistical variations on the phrase, and praised George Bush for choosing one [...]
The recent Jaspers outbreaks continue to affect the personal income and consumption index, todays report from the Commerce Department shows. Amongst the largest influences affecting the numbers was the mysterious drop in oil consumption from major oil producing corporations. “We dont know where people are getting their gas from, but its not on our charts,” [...]
Henry Paulson has to say something they told me. Henry Paulson must say something about the economy or about the treasury… I said: “Henry thinks the economy is very good.” But they didnt like that. They didnt. So henry said “What is good for General Motors is good for America” But they didn’t like that [...]