Earthquakes around the world
Everything from the China Earthquake hits china, and many other places. Images are terrible.
The Planets
Apocalypse: Asteriod Apophis Addles Atheist Apathy
An Apocalyptic Asteroid named Apophis has American Scientists worried that a new wave of religious hysteria could destroy the planet Earth before the asteroid has a chance to. “Everytime we get one of these flaming balls from space, the religion voting block comes out of the woodwork and sets scientific research back 30 years,” James [...]
Dick Cheney Wins Nobel Peace Prize in Alternative Universe
The Nobel Committee has awarded U.S. vice president Dick Cheney the prestigeous peace prize, in an alternative universe. Sven Gils, spokesman for the Nobel committee, said that although the U.S. vice president was not nominated for the prize, in an alternative universe he would be a “real competitor.” “If it were not for Cheneys involvement [...]
Dangerous Dodder Plant on the Move
The deadly Dodder plant has been on the move lately, with sporadic outbreaks occurring amongst larger tomato based towns in the US. The Dodder plant, which can smell fear, moves by inserting a tiny sharp barb into a variety of hosts and living off the hosts juices. Police continue to be on high alert [...]