In an effort to buoy hope against recent leading indicators showing a desperately sinking economic forecats, the Feds, in a little known internal document, are considering employing LOLcats as an agent for consumer change. “Weve tried telling people to buy more to get us out of this downward spiral, but they still seem held back, [...]
From the Moles Desk: its a Plant! Botanicalls Twitter set up a new module for DIY plant communication today. We have several plants working in various secret sectors around the globe, and were wondering if this module will allow these moles to twitter. There are many plants and moles in third world government offices, for [...]
With one opponent boycotting the pakistani elections, and the other opposition leader dead, its now up to president general (hes a president, hes a general!) elect M. to carry on.
The 4th amendment reads in part: “the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated.” Under the initiative of the Homeland Security task force headed up by Michael Chertoff, new rules may make international air travelers “4th amendment exempt,” meaning [...]
