Mathematics


Apocalyptic Science Fiction Books Come True

Science Fiction Literature is having a hard time in the current lit scene, in part because reality is becoming more dystopic, technocratic, and suffering from a density of all things technological. Hey, thanks, Science! Thanks, Mathematics! Thanks, technocrats! But ignoring global warming for a moment, and leaving aside such apocalyptic texts as Cormac McCarthys The [...]

President Bush Pardons President Bush Sr. for Pardoning President Reagan for Pardoning President Ford for Pardoning President Nixon

A hypothetical theory of quantum particles, dubbed the “Presidential Paradox”, astounded scientists today when possible proof of its existence appeared… in the realm of politics. “This may change the face of computability”, Jurgen Heimletz, of the Mathematics University in Vienna, has said. “Quantum paradox is something we have been working on integrating into mathematics… and [...]

New Math too Quantitative

“Lets suppose A = B” writes Dr. Bartholomew Finnich on the board of St. Johns Seminary school just outside Scranton, PA. With this equation begins a class on the equal sign. “The equal sign refers to equality between two things,” says Finnich. However students increasingly find equality a hard concept. “How can two things be [...]

Uncanny Valley Boot Problem: Sony Playstation PS3 Startup Failure

A small Sony Playstation PS3 psp startup “failed on boot” today, as small businesses were herded into the specifics of the new playstations “Uncanny Valley” of the gaming console. “Were exhausted by the competition,” a group of small gaming companies said in a press release today. “Every upgrade is proprietary, everything made by one company [...]