“Dont call me Bill”, Bob Gates, the new secretive Secretary of Defense (CIA) stated in a statement today. Or did he? Theres some confusion as to if the new secretary of defense actually made a statement today, but a team of Economists and String theorists have been working together to determine what the impact might [...]
In a surprise move Lance Armstrong, seven time winner of the Tour de France and perhaps the worlds most famous bicyclist announced that he would not be running in the New York Manathon as expected but instead during the eight scheduled hours of the marathon would be lying face up on a surgical table at [...]
Its mostly Goldman that is securing the housing market. Not everyone knows this. Not everybody has heard of Goldman. Not everybody has heard of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac. Shit. Not everyone has heard of Henry Paulson. Henry is Secretary of the Treasury and Treasury Secretary. Fannie and Freddy are GSEs (Government Sponsored Enterprises) that [...]
A new round of cycle bombs hit in Thailand today as the new form of technology steps up to compete with American technological superiority. The bombs are carried on a variety of two wheeled vehicles from scooters to bicycles and are exceedingly dangerous to ground personnel. “Its really hard to get out of the way [...]
