humans are like more like fish than previously thought according to a new report from SHFS, the humans science foundation for linking fish to sapiens. The notable similarity? “Like fish we measure the worth of our lives by what happened in the last five minutes,” according to Joseph Abner, who chairs the society. Abner refers [...]
Ever since the FDA cleared cloned animals for human consumption the “clone sandwich” at Geraldos, the boutique specialty shop on the corner of 85th street and Third avenue in Manhattan, has been flying off the shelves. “We just cant make enough of them” says Frank Lutz proudly, proprietor and clone sandwich inventor. The sandwich is [...]
The recent passage of FDA cloned food legislation has opened up the doors for a new round of university science and tech funding for startup companies searching for the holy grail of science… and an endless supply of food from small machines. “Like the magic pouch from jack and the beanstalk, adults have searched for [...]
A recent partially government funded lab project in genetic tech has raised fears amongst scientific literati that the Cosy Catastrophe foretold after the end of World War II may be accelerating the dangerous impact of bad science fiction plots upon the Earths biosphere. “Not to mention the number of trees sacrificed in the name of [...]
