It seems that scientists are breeding well, working against the various general Doom effects, branching out into other areas of culture. This may be a welcome phenomena, as the coming world of Null-O must be hastened as much as possible: There is so much left to destroy!
Richard Dawkins is becoming a childrens book author.
David [...]
Despite his recent hanging, Americans find the life of former Dictator Saddam Husseins “not that bad.” According to a new poll, over 35% of Americans say that despite his manner of death they would have “rather lived as Saddam.” “It would have sucked to be taunted and to die by hanging, of course,” said Jim [...]
The execution of Saddam Hussein went as planned today, as the former Iraqi hole in the ground Dictator was executed by hanging. However, the Saddam Hussein on the paperwork still has not died, as the correct forms in triplicate have not been filed by the court. “Saddam died today, but his ghost lives on… his [...]
The hopes of the President of Ford died today, and the presidents of several other American auto makers checked into the Betty Ford clinic for rehabilitation as the American Dream of luxury, interest-rate driven automobiles was driven into the ground by a variety of environmental factors. R. J. R. Gerald Nixon, of the Washington think [...]
