Games: Soon I Will Be Invincible: So Sayeth Soothsayers…

In ancient time of Victorian Literature, there came an invention of wonderous extremes to threaten the secret lives of all the plants, excluding of course, the Day of the Triffids references: and yea, such an invention did bring joy to many readers of those called books upon the planet: and yea thusly, did the books, those very pages carved of the blood and chlorophyll of the very living plants did rendur unto the puny humans the face of a god: and yeah, these gods were called superheros. And amongst these selfsame, self-title so-called superheroes there did exist a Dr. Impossible, and yea, the good doctor did turn evil and create a monologue about his life, and soon, through the superhero power of multiplication, cause the copies of this biography to multiply, and spread upon the face of the very living earth, and thus did create the power of multiplication, the very power of which it soon caused the appearance of a class of mutant human upon the earth called “Financial Advisors”, and “Accountants”, and these did work to the benefit of the greater good in such a way as to crush the dreams of Dr. Impossible, who could not cope with the reality of a free market economy bringing pleasure-products to all, and as the final pages of this book, Soon I Will Be Invincible, by Austin Grossman, come to a close, it is suggested that to defend the human race against such dangers, every small human go out and purchase a copy to read and enjoy and to fight back against the evil.

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2 Responses to “Soon I Will Be Invincible: So Sayeth Soothsayers…”

  1. dr impossible

    you scooped me! i was going to write up that review

  2. numbereight

    you have to read faster. i have superpowers and superhero speed reading powers. plus, my financial advisor will beat yours at a game any day.

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