Games VR Game Company Discovers Secret Grecian Urn, Receives Power to Create Reality

Games: VR Game Company Discovers Secret Grecian Urn, Receives Power to Create Reality

When unnamed startup entrepreneurs discovered an ancient Grecian urn containing the suspected Eye of the Sybyl, they immediately founded a small gaming company, kumagames, to take advantage of their new found power. However, the growth cycle has been slow in ramping up their ability to handle horizontal spread, leading to a backlog of reality scenarios that just havent been implemented. “We see this all the time when minor deities get involved. They try to do too much, too fast, and have a hard time keeping up with the expectations of their target consumers. In this case, those of us in reality,” James Baker of the industry watchdog group Bakers Makers said about Kuma. “Kuma for instance has 81 scenarios out. Luckily, we were able to get Saddam Hussein, kill Zarqawi, and have some pretty good parties. But theres so much left undone. I mean, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?” But other analysts have disagreed. “We think Kuma is right on track. They have the Hipness, the Coolness like factor and everything, theyre down, theyre funny, theyre street, theyre ghetto, theyre onit, and theyve got the technology to back it up. What more could we want in a reality maker that outpaced the Footsie 500 in the last three months alone?” Kevin mcLandon of the wall street firm McAttuck and Attuck said yesterday. “We recommend a strong buy.”