Doom: European and Asian Stock Indexes Tank

As the financial crisis continues to rut with itself like a wild ferret on ferretmones trapped in a stone cold hole with no hope of escape, the Euro trading floors have decided to improve the situation by instituting operation “happy face”. Any traders on the floor seen without a pre-tested “happy face” will be immediately suspended from trading for the day. News has not come in yet about the success of the initiative, but the general European committee has been, overall, positive so far.

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