Trees for Troops Drive Threatens Deforestation of Montana

Environmentalists cried foul today when an organization devoted to supporting our troops overseas labeled them as Anti American. “We have not only received threats against our members, but we have received threats to burn the forests north of the Mason Dixon line,” said Jane Wheedle, a self proclaimed environmentalist from the northern california environmental group [...]

Vice President Cheney disappears : Scientists Debate Intelligent Design

The phenomena of the continual appearance and disappearance of Vice President Dick Cheney has sparked a contentious debate amongst leading scientists as the the existence of intelligent design. “One day, hes here… the next day, hes gone. Many have referred to the spontaneous generation theory of life as indicative of Intelligent Design. However, our group [...]

I am not

Not repressed but essential– I am like Descartes. I live alone. And in my mind the world is pure. Only– I have the wrong friends, not scientists, not even Appolonian– though I love them– my friends: Heraclitus, Nietzsche, Doestoevsky. They live outside, in my outside, in darkness. And of course I am also outside because [...]

The other extreme: Thanksgiving in Watercolor

A little town on the West coast of Florida, about an hour south of Pensacola called Watercolor has sprung up along the coast. Rubbing up against the dunes about 500 buildings with beautiful people Watercolor has a Starbucks, a boutique, well, many boutiques, and people made for them. This is a town of the future. [...]