The corporate book selling industry sector known as Thomas Pynchon of Against the Day fame has seen an uptick on numbers released today from the Federal Committee on Obscure Economics, even though Analysts are marking the stock as a liquidate because of a variety of concerns. “In our current post 9-11 era, with terrorism everywhere, [...]
Universal Tube & Rollform Equipment Corporation specializes in buying and selling used tube mills, used pipe mills and used rollforming machines. A group of twenty advisors have rated this Universal Tube as the best new investment play. “Weve seen an astonishing amount of public interest in the products of Universal Tube.” says, Bill Appleblix of [...]
Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld finished off his salutation to a group of freshmen at the University of Georgia with a quote from Shakespeare: “To cut… perchance to run.. ayeee there is more rubble.” The rubble Mr. Rumsfeld was referring to was the remains of armored US personal carriers and Bradley fighting vehicles which line [...]
In a speech before the U.S. Airborne 10,232 Division stationed at Fort Bliss, near El Paso, Texas, President Bush reiterated his Vietnamization policy. “A lot of you are consumers– of soda,” said George Bush, to the troops. “A lot soda consumers are too young to remember this but there used to be a commercial about [...]
