The recent Jaspers outbreaks continue to affect the personal income and consumption index, todays report from the Commerce Department shows. Amongst the largest influences affecting the numbers was the mysterious drop in oil consumption from major oil producing corporations. “We dont know where people are getting their gas from, but its not on our charts,” [...]
Another 6 year old Lost Soul was, thank god, rescued today from the clutches of a falsifier. The 6 year old Soul will remain in legal Purgatory as her fate is decided through the court system. “This is one of many cases that we had to take care of with our undercover units that operate [...]
The Pope Benedict XVIII, recently recovered from the devastating condition of temporary blindness known as Insulting Muslims, today called for a world faith-based economy based on tourism. “I have faith that many of the economic stresses inherent in increasing globalization can be relieved by a steady diet of ethnic food and change of atmosphere”, a [...]
The deadly Dodder plant has been on the move lately, with sporadic outbreaks occurring amongst larger tomato based towns in the US. The Dodder plant, which can smell fear, moves by inserting a tiny sharp barb into a variety of hosts and living off the hosts juices. Police continue to be on high alert [...]
